Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Things I've done with my kids that I don't recommend:

1. Give them a whole bag of Target popcorn and let them eat it in the car.

2. Buy matching Nerf baseball bats for your two daughters and let them "hold" them while walking through the grocery store.

3. Demonstrate some gymnastic moves that you last performed in 1979.

4. "Crab walk".  (See above.)

If you don't understand why any of the above are a bad idea, you clearly don't have children over 4.  Or you are under 25.